28 April 2008

Showing off
(AKA the-post-about-me,-an-italian-woman-and-why-I-am-in-love-with-her AKA the-post-in-which-we-discuss-the-foundations-of-reality)

Gertjan: lol
question
theoretically
do you think statistically everything has a chance to happen?

Chiara:: in principle, I guess so

Gertjan: cool

Chiara:: how big a chance depends on the conditions and situations

Gertjan: so if i write the following code:
while 1 < 10
blahblahblah
end while

it will actually at some time in the next billion years or so eventually find that 1 really is larger than 10 and stop functioning?

Chiara:: nope

Gertjan: theoretically anything could statistically happen including 1 > 10

Chiara:: still depending on the conditions and situations and since arithmetics is an conventional system based on mutually agreed assumptions I see no reason why these should change and allow for 1>10

Gertjan: hmm so 1 is not really smaller than 10, it is a mutually agreed assumption like language?

Chiara:: it is language

Gertjan: no it's not
if I got 1 rock and you have 10 rocks
no matter how I call them
I will always have fewer rocks
no matter what we agree on
if ET has 1 rock and I have 10 rocks
reality determines that I have more rocks
simply because I am capable of throwing more than ET can
so I think it is more than a mutually agreed assumption

Chiara:: absolutely correct
but the fact remains that your code is not counting rocks

Gertjan: thank you

Chiara:: it is working on symbols, namely the figures 1 and 10
and managing the meaning of these symbols

Gertjan: my code is counting electrons
bits

Chiara:: does it also have little hands to count them with? :P

Gertjan: in memory banks
lol

Chiara:: it all boils down to the difference between first-hand actions
(counting the rocks)
and theoretical actions

Gertjan: (for neither you need hands) :P

Chiara:: (comparing figures representing rocks, or not)
for the first you do

Gertjan: you do not need hands to count rocks :P
however
what's the difference between
a rock and the symbol 1, a bunch of rocks and the symbol 10
if
a rock is always fewer than a bunch of rocks
then
1 is always fewer than 10
it's more than just a symbol
it's a substitute

Chiara:: hmmmmm
if we - me and you - decide that one rock is going to be called 10 and a bunch of rocks is going to be called 1, then 10 will be smaller than 1 and the rocks won't have moved

Gertjan: ah yes
but that was not my point
do you think statistically everything has a chance to happen?
I illustrated with 1 and 10
now
I could also have said
while a rock < a bunch of rocks
blah blah blah
end while
do you still believe there is a statistical theoretical chance of the program ever stopping because it finds a rock actually being more than a bunch of rocks (not counting shapes, sizes, form and any other kind of thing that might dilute the argument)

Chiara:: hmf - always spoiling my arguments with those dry touches of rationality....
I still believe there is a statistical theoretical chance
but in that case it is so small as to be negligible

Gertjan: hm
easy way out :P
so you basically say
that given the computer to run a billion billion years
Aristotle would get a heart attack :P
can I reduce your argument to: 1 is usually smaller than 10? or: A rock is usually fewer than a bunch of rocks?

Chiara:: that's quite a lot of reducing
but for your prosaic and layman purposes I think you could, yes
:P

Gertjan: ahum
right yes

Chiara:: (subtle details and shades of deep philosophical meaning to be explained at a later date, hopefully with a better functioning brain)

Gertjan: lol
I cannot wait to see you unravel the foundations of existence :P

Chiara:: are we getting smug, milord?

Gertjan: in this case yes :P

Chiara:: * this* case?

Gertjan: hihihi

Chiara:: humility is one of the virtues of the great, you know?

Gertjan: if I would posses humility too, I'd be perfect
and as no man is perfect
i find glory in my faults

Chiara:: right

Gertjan: unless you are now going to reason that usually no man is perfect :P

Chiara:: I could
and even if I did you would not qualify :P

16 April 2008

Another intellect calling...

I received this phonecall a couple of minutes ago...

"Hi this is XXXXXXX from XXX company, I wanted to speak to someone regarding advertisements for civil-servants."
"That would be Mr. XXXX but he is not in at the moment, can I leave a message?"
"No, I don't think so, I'd rather call him back myself..."
"Oh, you are going to sell him something?"
"... euhm, yes. We are selling advertisement space... when do you think I could best reach him?"
"Well, I don't know, I have no access to his agenda, I'd try late this afternoon or tomorrow..."
"At what time tomorrow?"
"Well, I don't know, I have no access to his agenda, I'd try late this afternoon or tomorrow..."
"Oh then this afternoon would be better I guess, is he in at 16:00?"
"Well, I don't know, I have no access to his agenda, I'd try late this afternoon or tomorrow..."
"Ah yes, well maybe I'll keep it at tomorrowmorning then..."
"Well, I don't know, I have no access to his agenda, I'd try late this afternoon or tomorrow..."
"Okay, thank you for your cooperation. It was nice talking to you!"
"Well, I don't know, I have no acc... oh wait, yeah bye."

Either I am too smart to pick up the phone or she was to blonde to be calling...